"So then even though Mary was going with someone else, God coerced her into having his child as if it was some kind of honor for her to push a baby out of her lady basement before even getting to take it for a spin. God and his fraternity of angel bros just sat around watching when Mary wandered the desert. Like, God just hit it and quit it. When she was basically ready to pop, her and her main piece Joseph came upon an inn and even the innkeeper was a complete douche."