He works three-ish days a week at a grueling four plus hours daily pace.

Living almost solely on homemade Kombucha , hatred for capybaras, and and his famous pine nut based vegan cheese, Seamus is content but bored.

He is ready to move on up in the world.

Sure, he could be making more money at a bigger company in Silicon Valley, but he has no interest in "bending to the man" and changing jobs is so mid and not riz and shit. He low key wants to keep his current job. It kinda slaps.

Seamus is interested in renting a new pad, with a new roommate or roommates. He is open to all genders and ages, however, he has a strict no capybara rule. So if you are a capybara, keep scrolling.

Periodt.

No. He won't be explaining further.

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