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✦ABOUT✦

Wendy Woodchuck is known for being a bit... harsh. Some say her delicate disposition hardened from her decades long career as a public defender in Baltimore. Some people say she is just responding to a desperate and unforgiving political and economical climate. Some people say she is just a bitch. Plain and simple. 

But in all honesty. She is not a bitch.

She is just forever pissed off that as a card carrying woodchuck, she is unable to chuck wood, let alone quantitate the amount of wood she chucked.  

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